feministjewishfangirl:

deducecanoe:

ghost-jehan:

The (in)famous Romercutio kiss from the italian version of the musical

Wow. I will sail that ship. 

I see your Romeo/Mercutio and raise you Oberon/Puck (from the Globe production)image

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transmansable:

borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

Omfg I’m gonna have nightmares what the fuck is that

What the flipping flip?????????

transmansable:

borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

Omfg I’m gonna have nightmares what the fuck is that

What the flipping flip?????????

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ruinlion:

a solider in WW2 had a friend the entire war on his side   this needs to be rebloged

ruinlion:

a solider in WW2 had a friend the entire war on his side   this needs to be rebloged

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I’ve lost so much money by buying clothes online and expecting to look like the model

Tags: fashion
relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

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mklives:

I was tagged by mklives

Rule One: always post the rules.

Rule Two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.

Rule Three: tag 11 people and link them to the post.

Rule Four: actually tell them you tagged them.

do I answer these one’s as well? i’m confused

1) How long have you been on tumblr?

about 2 years

2) Do you play any instruments?

Yea but not very well, guitar and tin whistle. I used to play violin and sax when I was growing up but shitty teaches lost their patience with me, made me hate music and told me to quit. I want to learn so many bagpipes, bodhran, relearn sax, relearn violin, banjo, electric guitar, flute…….i could go on forever

3) Do you have any siblings?

yea a big bro

4) When you were little, what did you wanted to become when you grew up?

a wildlife presenter til about 6 , then a soldier 6-12 then I found some morals and lost all direction in life.

5) Favourite book/s?

I don’t read many novels because I read all day at school and then I do homework and then revise and them I waste a load of time on tumblr. I used to like chris ryan books when I was like 11..I used to be a very advanced reader and on entry to secondry school at 11 my reading age was 15 1/2….since then things went downhill I cant enjoy reading because I feel i might as well be reading a textbook. I quite enjoy classics Lord of the flies, kidnapped, to kill a mockingbird and all quiet on the western front.

6) What music makes you happy?

Music-normally angry scottish or irish people singing about freedom and socialism. Also love Eminem, Bob Marley, Greenday, Steve Earle, Paul Brady, The Pogues, David Bowie, One Republic, The Beatles, The Dropkick Murphys……………..i don’t even know what my music taste is I had little phases growing up and now they have all mushed in to a messy mushy mess mush of a music taste.

7) What’s your coolest talent?

Emmm, I can walk on my hands? I can draw pretty decent too.

8) What’s your favourite kind of candy?

candy????, what are you american?. idk i’m eating marshmellows now….*shrug*

9) Would you rather have super vision or super speed?

super speed…wtf is super vision? I can see the phospholipid bilayer of all your lung cells?

10) Which two characters from Harry Potter would survive the longest in the hunger games?

fred and george :P

11) Who is your biggest idol?

I’m not too sure…my parents I guess, my brother…also skylark (off tumblr and youtube), most of my favorite singers, the following historical figures : Bobby Sands, Francis Hughes, Pádraig Pearse, James Connolly, Ned Kelly, Michael Collins, Frank Ryan, Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandella……..about a million more

What’s your zodiac sign?

stagittarius …

What stage of education are you in, or if you’re working, what job do you do?

sixth form (non compulsory school age 16-18)

What is your favourite place in the world?

my little canal out the back of my house. I don’t care what you say..it’s mine

What is your most treasured possession?

we do not own…we merely look after…but yeah my teddy….he’s a lion..called Slowey…i don’t know why i chose that name..

Is english your first language?

unfortunaly yes…I know a bit of german but I was pretty shit and shitty teachers made be feel shit about being shit….got a C at GCSE….I would like to learn it properly, also want to learn Irish, Scottish Gaelic and Russian, Spanish, Dutch…..there is no practical reason it would just be cool

What do you consider your best personality trait?

if i am really close to someone I am loyal and excessively kind no matter what…but alas still no one loves me

What do you look for in another person (platonic or romantic)?

not arrogant, not prejudice…………..that’s it…i’m not picky..but alas still no one loves me

What is your favourite pastime?

playing guitar and tin whistle and listening to music

Who is your favourite fictional character?

i dont know… someone gay…it’s stupid but I connect so much better with gay characters

What is soothing you really dislike in people?

arrogance

What is the most important  thing you have learned in life so far?

the meaning of life is to live

My Questions

1) What language do you most like the sound of?

2) Guilty pleasure?

3) Describe your favourite t-shirt?

4) what breed of cat/dog do you long to own?

5) Favourite single word?

6) Do you like plants?

7) Theme tune of your life?

8) One thing you complain/ rant about or want to complain or rant about?

9) Favourite school subject?

10) Perfect date?

11) Fiction or non-fiction (books or tv)?

satan-with-boobs

tadaaitsnick

no-fear-no-envy-no-meanness

deadfawn

cissyprincefinn

areyouhavinganother

cereal-modem

onjailshelp

kurocorduroy

obs you don’t have to do it :P

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

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therealalexbertie:

MORF BINDER SCHEME FUNDRAISER
So as some of you know in August last year I did a fundraiser for the MORF Binder Scheme.
The picture above shows just some of the binders bought from the £800 we managed to raise in just 7 days.
*The guys at MORF basically give FREE binders to trans people that are not in a position to buy them themselves.*
I’m not being dramatic when I say binders for trans people can sometimes save lives, giving people that extra support they need to live in their own skin.
If you would like to donate and be part of this amazing cause you can do so here! The smallest amount is offering help to those who desperately need it.
I’ll be posting a video later today with some more information, but I just thought I’d get it out there to you lovely internet dwellers early! ;) 
£1000 is the goal, but I’m sure with the right amount of publicity we can indeed SMASH that goal. 
Thank you to everyone that will continue to support me through something that is very close to my heart! 

very important 

therealalexbertie:

MORF BINDER SCHEME FUNDRAISER

So as some of you know in August last year I did a fundraiser for the MORF Binder Scheme.

The picture above shows just some of the binders bought from the £800 we managed to raise in just 7 days.

*The guys at MORF basically give FREE binders to trans people that are not in a position to buy them themselves.*

I’m not being dramatic when I say binders for trans people can sometimes save lives, giving people that extra support they need to live in their own skin.

If you would like to donate and be part of this amazing cause you can do so here! The smallest amount is offering help to those who desperately need it.

I’ll be posting a video later today with some more information, but I just thought I’d get it out there to you lovely internet dwellers early! ;) 

£1000 is the goal, but I’m sure with the right amount of publicity we can indeed SMASH that goal. 

Thank you to everyone that will continue to support me through something that is very close to my heart! 

very important 

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fuckallies:

On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered

A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered

The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90 

The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old

75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc

Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”

mutualize:

MUTUALIZES MACBOOK GIVEAWAYAs you all know, i host a lot of giveaways and my last two recently ended. If you want proof that they were legit go here. This macbook was originally going to be given away a few months ago but i changed blogs and kinda forgot about it as i had other giveaways running. I am hoping to make one lucky person happy by giving this away. And I hope this makes 2014 the best year of their life. Our family is pretty well off so none of us need to sell it for money. It was mine for a while and is in great condition and will be reformatted so nothing is on it. :)
Here’s how this will work:
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a quality blog that you’ll love anyway, so dont worry
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. Do not create any extra blogs. you can also like the post as a bookmark, but likes will not be counted.
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages, so make sure that you have that on/open.
You have until May 20th, 2014 (australian date) to reblog this post. A winner will be chosen using a generator and then I will message them. If the winner doesnt reply within a week then I will choose different. I will post their URL on my blog too
This giveaway will be shipped to anywhere in the world, I will be paying for shipping so don’t worry guys. Good luck!
INCLUDED:
MacBook pro
Original box
Charger cable
keyboard cover (blue)
32gb USB stick
Ends on May 20th, 2014 (australian date)
—- REMEMBER, you must follow  ME for your entry to count. —-
.
And also, if you’d like to learn how to make some extra cash by testing out apps on your smartphone, click here and read the post. It will make you happy even if you dont win xx
Good luck and stay lovely!

mutualize:

MUTUALIZES MACBOOK GIVEAWAY

As you all know, i host a lot of giveaways and my last two recently ended. If you want proof that they were legit go here. This macbook was originally going to be given away a few months ago but i changed blogs and kinda forgot about it as i had other giveaways running. I am hoping to make one lucky person happy by giving this away. And I hope this makes 2014 the best year of their life. Our family is pretty well off so none of us need to sell it for money. It was mine for a while and is in great condition and will be reformatted so nothing is on it. :)

Here’s how this will work:

  • You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a quality blog that you’ll love anyway, so dont worry
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. Do not create any extra blogs. you can also like the post as a bookmark, but likes will not be counted.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages, so make sure that you have that on/open.
  • You have until May 20th, 2014 (australian date) to reblog this post. A winner will be chosen using a generator and then I will message them. If the winner doesnt reply within a week then I will choose different. I will post their URL on my blog too
  • This giveaway will be shipped to anywhere in the world, I will be paying for shipping so don’t worry guys. Good luck!

INCLUDED:

  • MacBook pro
  • Original box
  • Charger cable
  • keyboard cover (blue)
  • 32gb USB stick

Ends on May 20th, 2014 (australian date)

—- REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count. —-

.

And also, if you’d like to learn how to make some extra cash by testing out apps on your smartphone, click here and read the post. It will make you happy even if you dont win xx

Good luck and stay lovely!

The loneliest moment in someones life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via itsmicca)
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transmanconfessions:

Beautiful campaign by Barneys New York and Bruce Weber

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mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.

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catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

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