no-fear-no-envy-no-meanness I don’t even know what sport they play

no-fear-no-envy-no-meanness says the American to the Englishman lol

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

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fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

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fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

gnartifact:

Jake Johnson - Static IV by Josh Stewart
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Bob Dylan in Woodstock

Bob Dylan in Woodstock

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me

me

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  • my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
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benetc:

Aryton Senna washing his Honda NSX

benetc:

Aryton Senna washing his Honda NSX

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